bill-swift - May 6, 2015
Oh, faux pas, how two women showed up wearing the same dress to the Met Gala. Okay, not exactly the same, but as my eyes are systemically trained toward bare skin, I couldn't help along with others notice how both Beyonce and Kim Kardashian were sporting nearly identically revealing designer gowns to the fancy event. It's not unusual for the ladies to wear some revealing tops, but these exhibitionist prone ladies of the press were showing off serious bottom booty skin in these gowns that could get you arrested if not imprisoned in many countries around the world.
But, to the more important question at hand? Who wore it better, as the style blogs like to say. Or, who looked more asstastic as I like to say because I'm a cad who thinks very much like you do. You know I have a hard time making these kinds of decisions, between two women I'd shank any one of you in the shower for a two minute conjugal. Yes, even Kim, c'mon, that would be the best two minutes of your life. I'd say both these ladies deserve credit for daring to bare their curvaceous bottoms in such a sparkling manner. I'd have to do the slap test to say for sure. I'm so ready for that. Enjoy.
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