Miranda Kerr Covered Topless for Vogue

Miranda Kerr has been branching out since parting ways with Victoria's Secret, and, oh, how we'd love to play on her branches.

The uber-sextastic model is featured in the upcoming month's Vogue U.K. wearing but a bit of a fuzzy wrap to barely cover her extraordinarily hot body that we expect to see more of now that she's left her PG-rated merchandising hub. I can only count the days and minutes until Miranda branches out permanently from her foppish husband and decides to take her most ardent luster as her next all-over-body-admirer in person. If I'm not at the top of that list, I demand an audit! Enjoy.