Myla Dalbesio Nude in Black and White for Unconditional Magazine

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aldo-vallon - July 25, 2017

Myla Dalbesio has two healthy servings of milk pouring out of her chest. I am not exactly up to date on my nutritional pyramid, but I would venture to say she has more than enough dairy packed into those milk buckets to keep a family of four supplied for a week. There would be no osteoporosis in that family, if you know what I mean.

It is highly plausible that her chest originated the term jugs in reference to a woman's boobs. She must be a hybrid, some cross between a model and a camel with the scientists cherry picking the best parts from each. How is anyone else supposed to keep with a body made by science? Gattaca warned us this day would come, but we were all too foolish to listen. We could not wait for the day we when we would have women with all sorts of lumps, and humps, and bumps. But we did not think of the cost. These genetically engineered women are going to take over the world and us normies will be phased out. How could we not be when our competition can survive in the desert for weeks without food or water?

Photo Credit: Unconditional Magazine