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Naked News One Time $99 Lifetime Membership Offer Is Back (But Not For Long)

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bill-swift - April 22, 2016

Remember last Christmas when the good folks at Naked News offered a one time only $99 signup for a lifetime subscription to their naked hot women delivering the news daily service and you thought it would last forever. I told you when Fat Santa came down your skinny chimney in his Spanx it would end. But you didn't believe me.

Naked News Lifetime Offer, $99, No Rebills, Never Expires, Must Have Now!

Now, for the April showers season, and not for long, I've convinced the good and nude hottie producing folk at Naked News to give you another shot. This is the deal of a lifetime. $99, one time. Never pay again. Ever. Five years, ten years, fifty years of reveling in the visual wonders of your favorite female news anchors naked and unafraid. Never pay ever again. I can't calculate the savings. Or the boners. Just being honest. If you've ever thought about Naked News, or just realize how awesome it is now. Act fast. It will go away again and your tears will not soften the loss. Enjoy.


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