brian-mcgee - June 21, 2017
You know what there's not enough of anymore? Explorers. I guess it's because we've charted the whole earth, but still, there's a need there. Not for things to be explored, but rather for explorers. I nominated Nataniele Ribiero to be the first of a new breed of explorer... The topless explorer.
There could be a segment on the evening news where they talk about all the things that Nataniele Ribiero discovered while she was topless. Here she is topless with this cluster of rocks. Here she is topless by this tree she discovered. What a fine topless explorer she is, the anchors would muse as they wondered where journalistic integrity had gone.
Granted it's not the best idea ever, but it would definitely give us 100% more topless Nataniele Ribeiro than we're currently getting on the evening news, and I don't see anything wrong with that. I think it's an idea worth exploring. Get it? Because of the topless explorer thing... Man, I'm just gonna spend the rest of my day patting myself on the back for that one, and then I'll cap the day off by looking at these pictures of Nataniele topless as I drift off to sleep. Talk about a day well spent. Enjoy!
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