brian-mcgee - November 17, 2017
We were all swept up in Nicki Minaj's attempt to "Break the Internet" yesterday that we missed some hot behind the scenes pics where you can clearly see the chanteuse's nipples!
I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty fed up with people trying to break the internet. It sounds like an act of terrorism, not a hot picture of a naked woman. When I hear that the internet has been broken, my first thought is, great I'm out of a job. A broken internet does not a prosperous society make.
The internet will probably break someday, and when it does, it won't be due to some big bootied hoochie mama posting a picture of her bare ass. It'll be because somebody didn't pay a ransom to somebody else and now the entire internet is broken. It's a scary thing and I don't want to think about it while I'm looking at nipples, thank you very much. Have you ever achieved orgasm while you were afraid? It's not pleasant. I'd rank it like seventh or eighth on my list of least pleasant things.
Photo Credit: Paper Magazine