Noah Cyrus Nipples on the Red Carpet

Now that we've outgrown Miley Cyrus' antics, it's time to turn our attention to Miley's younger sister Noah, who was recently showing off her nips on the red carpet! In a long sleeved crop top, Noah manages to make things sexy by going braless and giving us a clear look at her breasts—which look an awful lot like her sister's breasts.

So it is with family members, I guess. Does that mean since we've seen Miley nude that we've essentially seen Noah nude by proxy? Nude by Proxy, by the way, is a great name for a band. I call it, so don't even think about stealing it.

I wonder why Billy Ray and Noah's mom decided to name her Noah? It's such a dude name, and seeing her and then saying out loud, "Damn, that Noah Cyrus sure is hot" might get you some sideways glances from anyone in ear shot.

I imagine it won't be long before Noah's following her sister into the world of naked wrecking ball riding and naked Terry Richardson photography. What a glorious day that will be, and one which we'll await with (mastur)bated breath! Hop to it Noah! Show us your ark!

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