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Olivia Jade Bikini Skateboarder!

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Tex Hollywood - October 6, 2020

Nothing says California girl like a bikini and a skateboard. I mean I guess there are a lot of other cliches that could also say California girl besides the bikini and the skateboard, like walking out of a juice bar to face the paparazzi, going on a hike with some Disney Kids, surfing....or having your mom go to jail for bribing USC into admitting you or your sister into their school because being a Californa girl means having that level of privilege!

I am not here to shame a rich and potentially spoiled girl who was raised amongst the rich and famous to Aunt Becky and Massimo. The 90s union of champions. I am here to celebrate Olivia Jade on her college-less quest to get ahead because when you come for where they come from, college is more of a babysitter or way to past the day, because everything you do will come to you from other venues, like social media! It is safe to assume that she didn't even want to go to college in the first place, she was very likely more interested in going to lunch, the gym, hanging with the Jenners or other It-Girls who don't go to college. I mean what's the point the apocalypse is amongst us. Right?

I think I am diverting from the point of how hot this bikini skate is!!



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