Petra Ecclestone’s Wardrobe Malfunction In An Extra Short Cutout Dress

What else is there to do when you're a newly single wealthy socialite but get out there and give the guys a sample of the merchandise? Petra Ecclestone knows this better than anyone as she suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" while wearing a dress that was artfully cut in such a way that such an occurrence seemed almost inevitable.

Honestly, though, why else would you wear a cut up dress and no undergarments unless you were planning to show your zorch to the world? It's the kind of thing where no matter how you arrange the equation, the outcome is always the same. Methinks the lady knew what she was doing, and letting her beaver suck a little wind was all part of the plan.

If nothing else, I imagine this will do wonders for the socialite's dating life. She's sure to have suitors lining up, ready to get up close and personal with her lady business. It's like a business card for those who don't like carrying around business cards. Just show your business, and the clients will start rolling in. It's a tale as old as time, and Petra Ecclestone sings it like a highly trained professional!

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