Phoebe Price Upskirt Kicks Off the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Season

As far as calling anything related to erstwhile model and actress Phoebe Price 'ceremonious', well, unless you're paying for the premium package for an evening out with the self-acclaimed talent, it seems unlikely you'll experience anything close to ceremonious. Nevertheless, somewhat appropriately, Phoebe Price kicks off salty gal celebrity season at the infamous Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, where every public relations maven in town hustles their Delta through Foxtrot list clients to get their photos taken amid the seasonal gourd, the various playground attractions, and, of course, the civilian children crying and asking mommy why the woman in too much make up is having a wardrobe malfunction at the kiddy pumpkin patch.

Case in point, season-starter Phoebe Price and her upskirt peek. What to tell your child about that holiday query? Yes, Virginia, there is a Panties Clause. Enjoy.