Playmate Kerri Kendall Gives You Good Service

Well that is certainly something that you don’t see every day. When was the last time you noticed a general store that was still in operation? And it doesn’t count if you were in some old timey town where the people were pretending to still live in the ‘50s. I am talking about a fully operational general store, naked woman not necessarily required, where you could get an ice cream cone and your grandma’s prescription.

I think more of them would probably still be around if they had a woman like Kerri Kendall working the counter. I would be willing to pay a 300 percent markup in order to get a look at that rack. God knows that I have paid more to see less.

I think strip clubs could even do more business if they were to include a general store in their services. Think about it. If a father of four needs to pick up a gallon of milk, where is he more likely to go: Walmart or the strip club? Exactly. It will be the strip club nine times out of ten. It will be difficult to explain away the titty glitter all over his face, but after a while they will stop asking questions.

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