Playmate Val Keil Truly Raises The Bar

It takes something of great magnitude to raise the bar, and while South Park taught us that the master of raising the bar is James Cameron, I think the new raiser of the bar has to be Playmate Val Keil. I think every guy in the world has had a fantasy of walking into a bar to find the only patron sprawled out like Val is in this photo set, which makes this sort of the ideal introduction to someone this amazing.

I honestly don't know what I'd do if I walked into a bar and was greeted by the site of Val Keil nude. The macho part of me wants to think I'd walk up and take her right there, but the realistic part of me doesn't think I'd make it halfway across the room before prematurely ejaculating. The truth is probably somewhere in between, but I doubt I'll ever be faced with such a conundrum. 

Playboy's still getting male fantasies correct, I'll say that much for them. They may not know whether they want to go all digital or keep putting out print editions or what will become of their empire, but they still know how to do that thing they've done better than anyone else for the last fifty years. And they do it well. 

Photo Credit: Playboy Plus