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aldo-vallon - July 10, 2018

And yet when I decide to take a spur of the moment dip in my tighty whities the only headlines it makes are in regards to my arrest.

I thought the whole point of feminism was to do away with these sexist stereotypes. If I am correct in that thinking then I guess all of these so-called feminists have been wasting their time by not shaving select areas on their bodies. No progress has been made, and they have only succeeded in screwing themselves out of marrying a man who can pay the mortgage on a two bedroom condo.

It is that kind of idealism that ensures I never experience a dry-spell that lasts too long. Despite being poor, if I shave I have the looks of a man who would have an MBA. And if I choose not to shave, but to show the tats on my arms then I can appeal to the counterculture girls. The deciding factor in making that choice depends on the kind of bar that I am going to. Being the indecisive bastard that I am, I usually let my bank account make the decision for me.

 

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