READER FIND: Anni Krueger’s Amazing Topless Pair From ‘The Romanoffs’

I was so excited to hear there was going to be a show about the not dead Russian royal family, but then I realized that there is a big difference between being “not dead” and “undead”. Instead of being about a zombie Tsar Nicholas II leading the rest of his family on a revenge mission to kill commies this is just a show about people who think they are related. You can probably imagine my disappointment.

But now that I know there are women as beautiful as Anni Krueger taking it all off for our enjoyment, my interest in the show has been relit. This is coming from the same mind who gave us Mad Men, so you know there are going to be plenty of opportunities for titties, only now he won’t be constrained by cable’s standards. He is free to bare as many breasts as he pleases. I just hope that he stops there. His last name is Weiner, after all. I do not care to have him showing his namesake in every other scene like this is some prison drama. That might mean the show is unbalanced in women’s favor, but I am fine with that.

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