READER FIND: Taylor Sands Super Sexy Lesbian Action From 2017’s “Picture of Beauty”

Where are these magical woods located where lesbians are free to fool around in the nude free from the pestering of bugs? I would even accept finding a forest that has only one of those qualifiers. Although, the lack of bugs may be what draws the horny lesbos over.

Seriously though, films always make the woods look so peaceful, but in reality people usually leave feeling more stressed out than they arrived. There is a reason why most of the people that willingly go into the woods have to have the opportunity to kill something in order for the headache to be worth it.

Mosquitos are a plague on this planet and their area of operation is mostly in wooded areas. In real life if two lesbos decided to knock boots by a pond there would be more mosquito bites on their bodies than just the two on their chests. I do not go into the woods wearing anything less than a CDC approved full body suit. I grew up near woods and lakes and therefor have made it a goal in life to never again purchase a bottle of Caladryl again.

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