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READER FINDS: Alison Brief Chesty Goodness, Gwyneth Paltrow Bare Funbags, and Much Much More…

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bill-swift - August 20, 2016

Oh, blessed Friday. Embrace my soul as I imagine Kate Upton will one day when she comes to her sense. Clutch me to your bosom, shake my head about, and make me experience the tingles of heavenly joy. This is is my end of week Affirmation. The one I repeat slowly to rousing background music as I peel open the Reader Finds email bag to see what preciously sextastic naked gifts lay inside. I do have a flair for the dramatic, even when quite alone listening to the Best of Def Leppard.

(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)

This week's Reader Finds includes Alison Brie multiple hot shots (love her, thanks to EgoReader 'Gavin C.'), Gwyneth Paltrow topless sweet funbags (Goop this, mofo, via 'Ken D.'), Zoe Kravitz boobtastic baring show off (submitted kindly by 'Terence'), Carla Gugino chesty sweet melons (plopped onto the table by 'D.T.'), Isabeli Fontana topless (pushed forth by 'Bill P.'), and much much more. Treat yourself nice this very day. A double, nay, a quadruple scoop of your favorite dessert. Hot naked sextastic celebrity bodies. Enjoy.

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