READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, Kate Upton Boobtastic, and Much Much More…

Oh, glorious last Friday before Black Friday when middle aged people will trample old people buying gifts for young people in perhaps the most perverted Circle of Life demonstration ever. I shall miss those of you who don't make it ever so dearly. But, time marches on, heals all wounds, and names lame people to their Person of the Year edition. Thus, on this Friday, we turn out attention and optical lenses toward the velveteen pouch that contains this week's content of reader submitted skin, flesh, and funbags. A little invention that since 1911 we've been calling, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton in her first big bikini shoot (oh, my my's thanks to EgoReader 'Brett'), Madonna topless in some of her stellar screen work (dramatic, no, topless, yes, via 'Owen'), Chloe Sevigny nekkid in Purple (full Chloes courtesy of 'Stag'), Jane March topless thespianic (lovely lovelies by way of 'Marco'), Elizabeth Hurley topless in her beginning days (big hair and funtops sent by 'Steven'), Edie Falco topless and revelatory (Falco peaches presented by 'Damon'), India Reynoldstopless in Zoo (India glorious views promoted by 'Stacey'), wicked hot Morena Baccarin baring teats in Homeland (how I lust Morena, 'Evan G.' knows that), Abbie Cornish topless and fruitful (British besties tosses into the mix by 'Merv'), Paz de la Huerta nekkid fun times (pleasantly prurient views by 'David R.'), Evangeline Lily bra and panties screencaps (lost was I ere I saw Lily, from 'Bruce'), Kate Beckinsale topless and inspiring (pre-MILF Kate still so beautiful, via 'Ryan'), Swedish TV lovely Emma Zetterberg topless in Cafe magazine (tussen takk shout out to 'Lusen'), Lucy Lui nip slip from Elementary (caught by so many of you I can't count, thanks to all!), the blessedly hot Marion Cotillard just simply stunning (many obliges go out to 'Jean-Yves'), Sophie Howard stunning topless selfies (I could sleep in those pillows, just outstanding 'Regan'), Emma Frain topless with a topless buddy (buddy system perfected by 'Jonathan'), and last but not least, Euro-lovely Valerie Kaprrinsky quite nekkid in a beautiful work of cinematic art (kudos to 'Poppy' for the throwback visual delights). I'm not going to sugar coat this. It's a lot of nekkid celebrity flesh. If you can't handle it, I'll still respect you. Or not. Enjoy.