READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Topless, Anne Heche Topless, Young Victoria’s Secret Models Topless, and Much Much More…

It's time to gather up the children for that time each week when we lock their innocent eyes in the basement for some upstairs fun involving the opening of the Egotastic! Reader Finds email bag. It's unlawful to call anything awesome unless it truly is, so know that I'm being earnest when I say the epic level of celebrity skin in this week's contributions is downright tingle inducing. If you're not feeling it, get your thyroid checked perhaps. Preferably by one of those thyroid checking places that offers a happy ending.

This week's Reader Finds include Abigail Ratchford wicked hot for FMH Spain (thank you to EgoReader 'Dennys'), Ellen's former Sapphic love interest Anne Heche topless in a trio of skinematics (kudos to Anne fan by the name of 'Dewey'), Charisma Carpenter and her swollen mams of happiness onscreen (outrageously hot veteran funbags via 'Stephen S.'), Charlize Theron topless hot body skinematics (Charlize has always been gorgeous, thanks 'Pep'), Emily Ratajkowski topless in her Treats feast (memories of epic mammaries provided by 'Lenah'), Eva Herzigova barely covered, so damn hot (promoted by 'Alex'), Luisana Lopilato young lingerie modeling pics (contributed by 'Mr. Yorch'), Mimi Rogers and her melons get a bare rubdown (Tom Cruise had it so good, sort of, thanks 'Everly'), Monica Bellucci changing dresses (heavenly hottie via 'Tony G.'), Nicole Eggert and Alex Meseses hot shower prep (from the mind of 'Master T.'), Nikki Du Plessis blonde topless goodness (sandy models, hot tubes, thanks 'Will'), Penelope Cruz ta-ta's bare on screen (Spanish tetas via 'Doris'), Rebecca Hall plunging cleavage for Harper's (underrated Britty hottie tossed in the ring by 'Baylor'), Renee Griffin plump pair bare on the silver screen (luscious duet of mammaries from 'Olsen'), young Rosie Huntington-Whiteley boob slip on the runway (blessings of the visual kind from 'Coolio'), European hottie model Wioleta Budnik Juhlke in white lingerie (tough name, soft skin, yums by way of 'Matthew'), and last, but never least, Cintia Dicker and other Victoria Secret models young and topless (many thanks to 'Bilip'). Man, there are some smoking hot celebrity bodies to review here. Take a deep breath and dive in if you be bold enough. Enjoy.