bill-swift - March 12, 2016
It's time. What time? Oh, only the best tine of the week, when I crack open my Two Buck Chuck I think of as French mountain dew and dip my bear like paws into the velveteen lined mailbag contain oodles and oodles of celebrity nudity and hot photos submitted by yours truly. Not me truly, you truly, our faithful Egotastic Readers of days, months, years, or decades now. Shit, I'm old. But young at heart whenever showered in a virtual downpour of sextastic celebrity skin.
This week's Reader Finds includes Nina Agdal see-though top goodness (thanks to EgoReader 'David M.'), Abigail Ratchford racktastic bikini car wash (blessings from 'Evan J.'), Alexandra Daddario bare pool booty (kindness in visual form from 'Darren C.'), Angeline Appel bikini boobtastic on screen (hotness delivered via 'Devon'), Beau Garrett and Doutzen Kroes heavenly nips (wet tops courtesy of 'Anzio), Bella Thorne booty snaptastic (from the prurient mind of 'Lee C.'), Carey Mulligan full frontal goodness (much lust provided by 'Wendell A.'), Emmy Rossum more shameless showing off (awesome teats via 'Aimee'), Jehane Gigi Paris wicked hot modeling (dropped off again by 'Bob J.'), Julie Benz topless in Dark Drive (nice drives indeed thanks to 'Kevin M.'), Kate Upton body paint pics from SI (O.G. visual wonderments via 'Bill P.'), Katrina Law epic hot tub pics (soap madness kudos to 'Eric A'), Kelly Rohrbach sextastic indeed (warm moist feelings thanks to 'David Z.'), Kim Bassinger topless skinematics (lovely blonde assets via 'Toker'), Magdalena Frackowiak topless in Lui (Polish knobs galore from 'Stephen W.'), Mary Louise Parker topless film goodness (MLP funbags via 'Eschon'), Morena Baccarin topless nuggets (luscious brunette naturals from 'Diego S'), Natalie Dormer topless Iron Thrones (she really is sweet, thanks 'Douglas'), Olga Kurylenko topless skinematics (Bond girl goodies sent in by 'Y.T.'), Penelope Ann Miller topless heydays (lovingly lent by 'Emile'), Raica Olivera topless sporty modeling (sweaty sultry teats via 'Jess H.'), Rooney Mara topless dramatics (lovely Mara mams thanks to 'Reggie'), Rosanna Arquette flopping floppers (onscreen dynamics courtesy of 'Benni O'), Samantha Fox old school hotness calendar (lovely throwback via 'Thenton'), Shelby Keeton topless modeling extraordinary (blessings of the blonde kind from 'Tony D.'), Tanya Mityushina bikini outtakes For SI (so damn hot, thanks 'Cohen'), and last but not least, Thandie Newton and her faptastic figs showing off on the silver screen (a double barreled huzzah from 'Leslie C.'). This is a lot. If you can't handle it, that's cool. We're not all up to Egotastic snuff! Enjoy.