READER FINDS: ScarJo and Natalie Portman Twin Hotties, Leelee Sobieski Topless, Emma Frain Beach Sextacular, and Much Much More…

Overture, hit the lights, this is it, Reader Finds. The most sacred time of our weekly get-togethers here in the tent of the titillating where we gather to not discuss our feelings and not share our thoughts on pressing social matters, but instead STFU and ogle incredible sextastic celebrities. It's how peace will spread across this entire planet one day, I'm quite convinced.

This week's Reader Finds includes Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman when they were the hottest duet in photos (thank you, EgoReader 'Benjamin'), Naomi Watts young and topless (me oh my provided by 'Nathan R.'), Merritt Patterson topless in a barn (why not, via 'Rosalie'), Leelee Sobieskitopless for one brief shining moment (oh, the mammaries, from 'David T.'), Jamie Lee Curtis sextastic 80's styling (lovely visions of yesteryear from 'Gary E.'), shots of the frolicking Gabriella Wilde in Endless Lust, err, Love (some eye openers courtesy of 'Anders'), Erika Garcia drop dead Latina sextastic in the Mexican Bunny mag (en fuego tetas dropped off by 'Francis'), Emma Frain, my belusted topless beach hottie (presented graciously by 'Yvette'), the inspiring Elyse Taylor topless for Purple (be still my lower heart, thanks to 'Evan'), Eliza Dushku hot promo photos from Dollhouse (kudos to 'Jackie J.' for this bit of awesome), Beverly D'Angelo topless in her best role ever (funny funbags via 'Devon E.'), Anne Hathaway topless in her earlier work (oh, daring Anne, how you do own me, thanks 'Green'), Amanda Palmer topless performance onstage (protest turns visual wonderment via 'Owen'), and last, but not least, lingerie model Alexa Grace gracing us with her goodies (silky dreams gifted by 'Omar R.'). Thank you one and all for your blessed contributions to the betterment of mankind. Enjoy.