Rosie Danvers and Holly Peers Topless for Your Calgon Moment

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bill-swift - November 29, 2016

For all it's conservative veneer, Britain still remains the worldwide capital of buxom brunettes baring their lovely mams in the pages of the tabloids for a tradition truly like no other in journalism. Bare funbags may very well be the last hurrah of the Fourth Estate.

Every time I'm ever feeling blue, or even green with jealousy, red with anger, or yellow with the fever of not being particular enough about where I get my Groupon massages, I turn to the soothing visuals of the stunning English lasses of Page 3 magazine. The hotness likes of Rosie Danvers, Holly Peers, and Sabine Jemeljanova never ask me to pick up my socks or why I forgot our anniversary of our third date that counted. Just pleasant smiles and even more pleasant bare puppies smiling away themselves. I couldn't feel more relaxed. I mean, I will. Ladies, you understand, this is a process. Enjoy.

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