Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Topless and Finger Biting (Is This Heaven?)

When two ridiculously hot women start taking off their clothes and touching and biting each other, don't ask a lot of questions. In my case, just stay quietly hidden in the closet or from your vantage point outside their sorority room window. If you question it, it may go away.

Images of the belusted hotties Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden going at it playfully in their new Nuts photoshoot brings back more than one, in fact, about 17,245, pubescent fantasies of my own involving girls getting all sweaty and Sapphic in grown up person lingerie, and not much else. Hey, some kids dreamed about hitting a home run in the World Series or landing a spaceship on Mars. I just wanted to see a hot topless girl biting another hot topless girls finger. I've achieved my dream. And you wonder why I'm happy all the time. Enjoy.