Sabine Jemeljanova Declares Jug War on India Reynolds in the Battle of the Boobtastic

As you know, I'm a devout pacifist. Wait, does that mean you like to suckle on large bosomy teats when you're feeling grumpy? That's the word I meant. The idea that I'd actually put two gorgeous women with varying degrees of perfect funbags into actual battle against once another actually disturbs me greatly. But we all must make sacrifices if the greater ogling good is to be achieved. Hence, the often criticized by college feminist seminars Battle of the Boobtastic. Yes, it's controversial, but it's also crazy hot.

This week's chesty competitors feature Sabine Jemeljanova, a complete darling with a racktastic to match and India Reynolds, a veteran brunette killer with the melons of a, well, melon goddess. I couldn't possibly decide between the chesty goodness of these two super fine female forms. I leave that up to your intensive knowledge after years of hard boob-training. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?