Samantha Digiacomo In The Buff

 If only Samantha "It's Not Delivery, It's" Digiacomo could wind up at my door after a simple phone call, then maybe I could stop wasting so much time on Craigslist. What am I saying, a simple phone call? No phone call is simple in my life. I have not been to a dentist in over a year and a half because it requires me making a phone call to a new office. I have had something strange growing on my toe for two months, but because I would need to make an appointment with my primary care physician I am just going to see how it plays out on its own. At this point I prefer the risk of it needing to be amputated  over the need to talk to some nurse/secretary. 

But that Samantha, what a fox. She has can that is so tight that it could make a diamond out of a lump of coal. For reasons I cannot understand, it would not be worth the same monetary value as a natural diamond, but perhaps it could gain a boost due to it having originated for the crevasse of Samantha.   

Photo Credit: Photographer Erik Tranberg

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