See Now Famous Porn Star Stormy Daniels In The 40-Year Old Virgin

 I wonder if the fashion designer who made that top had this sort of use in mind at the time? It seems like an unlikely coincidence to me. If a woman like Stormy Daniels can fit her quintuple D breasts through the collar of it then I would say she is only helping the shirt to more fully fulfill its function. Judging by how much loose fabric is still gathered at the bottom of her boobs, I would say there is still some room to spare. It's a shame that Stormy is not one of those three breasted women so that she could take full advantage and see the shirt to its full potential.

I did say, "...one of those three breasted women..." and that was not a typo. I have heard the legends of women blessed a third breast, and I choose to believe in them. Stories differ on where the extra boob is located. Some say it is right in the middle, while others say it hangs beneath one of the others. Some day I hope to put all the lies to rest and find out for myself. 

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