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See ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Brittany Cartwright Lubed Up Bare Buns

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aldo-vallon - January 10, 2019

I wish there was a little more context to these photos. Seeing Brittany Cartwright laid out on that table makes me apprehensive to crack jokes. I don’t know if she is about to have an ultrasound performed on her booty to check for tumors (or babies), or if she is about to get shaved.

I’m embarrassed to say, I am still uncertain as to how hairy women’s butts get. I like to keep myself removed from that kind of knowledge in order to maintain the attraction. Since I am not a doctor I see no reason why I need to know anything about the female body aside from their anatomy.

We all know women shave their legs, but for the most part it’s pretty much glorified peach fuzz. I’ve never spent much time wondering how high up the leg hair goes, and whether or not it manages to break the border of the butt.

This would be so much easier to determine if I was able to see a can of shaving gel in the picture. I bet shaving gel makes for great lubricant, it does prevent me from cutting my face with razorblades, after all. And the aloe would feel so refreshing.

 

 

 

 

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin 

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