Egotastic! Teachable Moments: How to Spot a Selena Gomez Fake Topless Picture

The world wide web giveth and the web taketh away. As much as it is our source of great contribution, the digisphere also creates tons of fake sexy celebrity material that makes our lives that much harder. There's always a celebrity d'jour being Photoshopped and passed around, with the current being Selena Gomez, a top level entry in any proper lexicon of hotness. Each night I light a small candle in hope of seeing this now barely legal Latina in all kinds of nakedness. Alas, the stars have yet to respond my wishes.

When we're looking at what's real or not in terms of often very neatly performed counterfeit material, we often look to subtle cues on the body, the kind of marks that don't change with light or setting or nature of photos. On the beautiful Selena Gomez, it's what can only be described as a heaven-scent mole upon her right boobage that you can see in these delightfully low cut Selena Gomez pictures from the Peoples Choice Awards earlier this month. Now, if you happen to see one of the tragically mocked up Selena Gomez topless pictures floating about the virtual universe, take a look for this telltale mole, and, if it's missing, ask yourself, 'Hey, where the heck did that mole go?' Then, shed a little tear for what might have been. But, always, keep the faith.