aldo-vallon - March 12, 2018
When I was twenty years old I was playing video games and trying to complete college, not posing nude for a modeling shoot. It is women like Milena Devi that really make me feel like a lazy failure. Sure, some teenagers are even coding their own apps that will make them millionaires, but what good is all that money going to do them if they waste their youth not exposing their brown eye when people actually want to see it.
Hell, years have passed since I left college and I still have yet to pose nude for a magazine, website, or candid Polaroid shoot. Where have all the years gone? It seems like only yesterday that I was telling my girlfriend that I would send her my dick pic as soon as I finished my essay, but then I blinked and became just another poor working schmuck whose penis was only ever captured on home movies at bath time. Maybe if I had taken the time to send her a flattering, well-lit pic then we would still be together today. She was always complaining that I did not give her enough attention. And if I might add, I have grown a lot since then, so if you happen to see one of those movies, please keep that in mind.