Sexy, Soapy Shower Time With Playmate Heather Rae Young

What a sight that is to behold! And no, I’m not talking about Heather Rae Young, although she is quite the treat. I’m not even talking about that bathtub which looks to be as enjoyable as any amusement ride. No, I’m talking about the electronic fireplace she has hanging on the wall.

I do not know if there is a better way to let the world know that you’ve made it than by having a monitor on your wall whose sole purpose is to display a fire. It lets everyone know that you are not some peasant who has to chop and drag in firewood in order to survive the winter. You aren’t some middle class schlub who has a gas fireplace, because chopping and dragging in firewood is too much work.

Instead, you are a success that can afford to spend exorbitant amounts of money on a heating bill, and on top of it, spend extra on electricity to trick yourself into thinking you are living like the peasants. It’s a baller move.

I once printed off a picture of a fireplace and taped it to the wall of my apartment in order to impress a date. I don’t think she fell for it, which might have been due to it being in black and white.