earl-jonas - July 9, 2018
Sassy starlet Bella Thorne isn't going to let being sleepy get in the way of sharing her infamous bod with her Instagram followers. In a new video posted to her Instagram story, Thorne powers through a yawn while filming her exposed nips and hairy pits. the twenty-year-old is famous for sharing as many seconds of her life as possible with her millions of adoring fans, but I can't help but feel that this particular moment is just for us. Someone's exposing herself... as an Egotastic All Stars fan.
If celebrity nip spotting was Pokémon, Thorne's rack wouldn't necessarily be Mewtwo. In fact, it would be, Pidgey. Uh oh, am I outing myself as the popular kid in high school? Even if seeing Thorne's boobs isn't a revelation, they will always be welcomed here at Egotastic All Stars, and hopefully they remain as ubiquitous as the most common and least valuable of Pokémon for years to come.
Photo Credit: Instagram