Somebody Get Eva Longoria a Tequila!

I am going to assume that Eva Longoria posted this cry for Tequila on her social media yesterday, you know Sundays, when you are found pants off, the only thing to brighten your day is some Tequila.

It would probably be racist to assume that she owned a Tequila brand, seeing as her ethnic background in Mexican, but at the same time, if you were ethnically Mexican and into Tequila, while being one of the biggest international stars, it would be a great product line to launch, rather than some white girl Kardashian from the Valley.

Eva Longoria, like Kendall Jenner, has her own Tequila company called Casa Del Sol, which I'll assume this pants-off party post is designed to promote.

You may not care about the alcohol business, but I've heard that out of all the product categories someone could launch, alcohol is the one that gets bought up by the big guys for the most amount of money. Think George Clooney and Patron, or Ryan Reynolds and his Gin. There is a reason they all flock to that.

Obviously, Eva Longoria's business hustles don't really affect our lives, but the fact that she's having a pants off bikini post to promote her brand, does affect our lives, because her pants are off and any excuse for that is a good one!