aldo-vallon - October 27, 2018
It is comforting to see that there are still people making slasher films today that respect the rules of the genre. There needs to be unnecessary nudity, and the person responsible for that unnecessary nudity needs to die horrifically. And that is about it. The rest of the movie can be whatever the creators want it to be.
Why does the naked lady need to die? That is destined to be one of life’s unanswered questions. One would think that because of the depravity that resides within Hollywood they would have protected the sluttiest characters like a sacred cow. However, being the crowd pleasers that they are they knew that conservative America would demand the heathens get their comeuppance. And in that light one could argue the murderer was the real hero. I won’t do that here because I am saving it for my doctoral thesis, but I will let you know when it gets published.
It is a shame that the slut often dies first while the virgin makes it through the end, because it means there will be no nudity for the rest of the film. Instead of sprinkling comic relief throughout the whole flick I suggest they start sprinkling nude relief. Give me a break from the gore and remind me why those teens are fighting so hard to live.