aldo-vallon - December 28, 2017
How is it even possible that Britney Spears still looks as good as she does. These photos are from 2003, and she's still pretty damn close today. I understand the progress that photo shop has made over the years, but that can still only do so much.
This woman still has the stomach of a woman ten years her junior, who has had half the kids. I understand the progress that plastic surgery has made over the years, but that can still only do so much.
I might begin to sound like a broken record, but I think I am beginning to lose my mind, so it doesn't matter. I am having a hard time distinguishing what year it is. Perhaps I should ask Stacey Freebish out to the prom again to make sure. That sort of damage to a man's ego can only be done once, so it would not hurt to do it again.
If it turns out I really am in 2017 then I would offer up Britney as the comeback story of the decade. She had a rough patch in the 00's, but it appears she has rebounded with a vengeance. I wonder how many virgins need to be sacrificed every year in order to maintain this level of youth?
Photo Credit: James White