aldo-vallon - July 26, 2018
Shelby Chesnes is living the dream life of millions of people. I am not talking about the modeling, but the lying naked on a fur blanket. That has got to be about as comfortable as a body can feel on this earth. That might be synthetic fur, but I think it still counts. If the body cannot tell a difference then it does not really matter, right?
I like the idea of rolling around on a bear rug so much that I have seriously considered covering my body in honey before jumping into the bear pit at the zoo. Feeling their strong arms around me for a few seconds might be enough to make the mauling worth it.
I should clarify that this thought, as well as many of my other thoughts, is usually fueled by alcohol and is not one that I would follow through with sober. It is for that reason that I support most zoos policy of being a dry campus. Jumping into a bear pit is a decision that should not be taken lightly or in the spur of the moment. There will be repercussions, and they might be as severe as rushing the field at Yankee Stadium.