This Italian Model Blesses Us All With A Topless Shoot

 I would like to order a venti cup of Santa Aprupe to take with me on my morning commute. Traffic is the number one leading cause of erectile dysfunction in my life, and with her by my side I think we might be able to conquer it. I wonder if there is any way that I can get the Blue Cross to cover the costs since it is a health related service. And I am sure that the costs would be substantial; it is not as if a woman like Santa Aprupe is a bargain deal, or something that I can get from the free clinic.

It is times like these that I realize how uncultured I am. I know practically nothing about Italian culture and have no idea if the name Santa Aprupe is a legit Italian name, or some sort of pseudonym. Right now I am leaning towards it translating to Saint Aprupe, patron saint of morningwood, but I would need a scholar to corroborate it. As far as Aprupe goes, I have not the faintest clue. I'll pretend it is the equivalent to the English Michelle just so that I can be done with it. 

Photo Credit: Photographer Giuseppe Ciolino for B-Authentique

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