aldo-vallon - February 27, 2018
Tiffany Taylor is not alone in being compared to a Greek goddess. I too have had my body compared to a Greek statue, although it has never felt like a compliment as it does in regards to her. For me they are usually referencing the size of my genitals being disproportionately small in regards to the rest of my body. I don’t know what they are smoking, though, because I have never a Greek statue with pubes as big as mine.
I will concede to Tiffany in this instance, her body is definitely more worthy of being deified than mine is. I would be more at home among the gods of Hinduism than I would be among the Greeks. Instead of six pack abs, those Hindu gods have pot bellies, blue skin, and extra limbs.
Now that I have a chance to think about it, I might even be out of my league there as well. All I can bring to the table is my ability to use my feet as hands, but even a monkey can do that, so I am not sure if that works in my favor.