brian-mcgee - May 18, 2017
My dad used to work in the deli department of a supermarket, which was referred to at the time as "Appetizing." I'm not sure why, but I've always associated the words deli and appetizing as a result, and then Tina Deli comes along to prove that word association totally worthwhile. There's no doubt after feasting your eyes on Tina Deli's delicacies that she is the very definition of appetizing!
One thing I would not call appetizing, however, is her pet snail. I'm not sure what the story is with the French and their affinity for weird pets, but Tina's snail is clearly very precious to her as she allows it to crawl on her body and even holds it over her zorch at one point. I might actually go so far as to call that slimy s.o.b. the luckiest snail on planet earth, but he's definitely the luckiest snail in France as he's not currently being eaten.
Whether Tina Deli has ever set foot inside a deli herself is none of my concern. Her naked body has come as close to any at forever making me associate the word with something else. After all, no one wants to think about their dad when there's a naked woman with a snail on display. Enjoy!