Tommie Jo Creamy and Tasty Topless Photoshoot For Your Christmas Shopping Time Distractions

Look, it's the season of giving and all that. So when EgoReader 'Dennis' tells me if I don't share photos of his favorite glamourous model Tommie Jo, he's going to have a shizz fit, well, who am I not to play virtual Santa for Dennis. I assume he's been naughty, that's a given for all Egotastic! readers, but unlike St. Nick, I don't see naughty and nice as mutually exclusive qualities. That's very linear thinking. No offense, Big Guy.

Tommie Jo certainly has a female form you won't soon forget, at least not until you try to best Uncle Rod's spiked egg nog drinking family record, then you'll forget everything but your desire to find a lavatory because a gallon of milk if a gallon of milk. Speaking of, the densely rich cream Tommie Jo pours down her top like a truly gourmand is the finest seasons greetings I can think of.

I've seen the shoppers out there in the evening hours. It's brutal. Stay safe, shop online and keep this gallery open while you do. Trust me, stress will pour out of your body along with anything else that might be your private concern. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Tommie Jo