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Top Ten Sexiest Christines

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rusty-mattis - February 4, 2019

Christine Taylor in Dodgeball

Christine Taylor in Dodgeball

Growing up I was surrounded by Christines. There were always like five in my classes, it was a pretty popular name. With the name being so popular there some many different types of Christines. You had the popular Christine, the artsy Christine, the quiet Christine, the tomboy Christine, so on and so forth. Even though they were all different, they were all sexy in their own Christine kind of way. Let's honor those Christines by counting down the Top Ten Sexist Christines.

You know, it's kind of funny that I never dated a Christine. You would think that with there being so many of them I would have had a shot with one, but nope. Never did. That's probably my fault for not trying. But then again, you got some many different Christines to choose from, what if you picked the wrong one? Oh well, there's no point in worry about that. Instead, let's focus all our energy on these super sexy Christines! Here's the list:

10. Christine Lakin

Christine Lakin in Blue Demon

Christine Lakin in Blue Demon

9. Christine Fuller

Christine Fuller in Cashback

Christine Fuller in Cashback

8. Christine Spang

Christine Spang in Fort Tilden

Christine Spang in Fort Tilden

7. Christine Marzano

Christine Marzano in Seven Psychopaths

Christine Marzano in Seven Psychopaths

6. Christine Woods

Christine Woods in Hello Ladies- The Movie

Christine Woods in Hello Ladies- The Movie

5. Christine Bently

Christine Bently in Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Christine Bently in Hot Tub Time Machine 2

4. Christine Smith

Christine Smith in Bad Teacher

Christine Smith in Bad Teacher

3. Christine Taylor

Christine Taylor in Dodgeball

Christine Taylor in Dodgeball

2. Christine Donlon

Christine Donlon in Femme Fatales

Christine Donlon in Femme Fatales

1. Christine Evangelista

Christine Evangelista in Bleed for This

Christine Evangelista in Bleed for This

This is list might have sparked up my affection for the name Christine. I'm going to have Christines on the brain all day, not that there is anything wrong with that. Did I get all the sexy Christines? Did I miss one? Let me know if I did.

photos via Mr. Skin.


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