Two Rolls Of Film With Hannah

 It has been some time since I last went to the gym, so I have not seen whitey tighties on a body in a while. The last time I saw them they were located around the hips of an overweight man in his sixties. That is not an image one forgets easily without the help of hard liquor. And with that burned into my retinas, Hannah looks like a godsend. 

I would take her in underpants, bloomers, or even those ridiculous jodhpurs women used for riding. Fortunately that last one went out of style; if women were still wearing them it would be hard for me to get an erection due to associating them with Oompa-Loompas. I know some people have a fetish for that type of thing, but it has been soured for me. I interpreted Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as a horror movie and since no one saw the need to set me straight back then, I now will never be able to get over it. Even with that being said, I still think I could find Hannah in Oompa-Loompa pants to be palatable. 

 Photo Credit: Photographer Danny Lane for C-Heads