Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Looks as Fake as Her Breasts, and Well, the Rest of Her

You know what's scary? Victoria Beckham, that's what. And, no, I don't mean who. I most definitely mean what, since the actual status of Victoria Beckham's legitimacy has a human is still inquestion.

If ever there was proof of functioning Alien Fembots walking amonst us, it's Posh Spice, and her pistol-tipped silicone spheres. I'd love to find the user manual for Robo Spice, if only to locate the off switch for those artificial nipples.

It's just too bad her creators couldn't make her look more natural. As a proof of concept, I suppose it's impressive, but it doesn't really pass for human.