Victoria Beckham in Playboy? No Thanks!

Have you ever wanted to see Victoria Beckham nude in Playboy? Well, I think that's pretty gross, but you might get your wish, if Hugh Hefner gets his, that is. According to British paper, The Times, Hugh and his playmate girlfriends are eager to have Victoria Beckham pose naked for Playboy magazine, saying she would fit right in.

The former Spice Girl was today given a glimpse of the opportunities awaiting Britain's most famous couple when they move to Los Angeles this summer when she was invited to take part in a Playboy "pictorial" by Hugh Hefner, the magazine's founder.




Speaking with three of his playmates, Hefner said that he was confident that David Beckham would be a huge success in America when he comes to start playing for Los Angeles Galaxy in August and offered something to occupy his wife while the midfielder starts to earn his promised $250 million (£129 million).


"She should do a pictorial with us. We've got big plans for her. I think she's going to fit in fine."

First of all, I don't know who it's worse for to say that Victoria Beckham would fit right in at Playboy magazine. Do they mean that her disgusting fake breasts and expressionless face are just what they're looking for, or do they mean that Playboy magazine regularly features concentration camp victims with disgusting fake breasts? Either way, I'm not looking forward to that photoshoot, and neither should you.

Victoria Beckham should be wearing more clothes, not less, and she should definitely not be naked.