aldo-vallon - November 7, 2018
It will never cease to amaze me just how effective sports bras are at containing the masses that reside underneath. For Kerri Walsh Jenning’s entire career I have only ever seen her with her girls strapped down like a couple of schizos in a psych ward. I had no idea that she was packing this kind of talent on top of her ball skills. It makes me wonder who else I could be underestimating in the athletic arena. For the most part I have been writing them off because I am insecure about their abilities, and many aren’t that much to look at. But apparently I was wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.
Kerri’s reveal opens up a whole new world of possibilities in my mind. Sports bras could be used to smuggle a whole host of things that I never thought possible. A woman using a tight sports bra to make her as flat chested as a spindly sixth grade boy could then pack a real bra with balls of drugs and make herself into the world’s greatest mule. Hell, the Loch Ness monster could be living under one of them for all I know.
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