We Waited Hours for a Jennifer Lawrence Upskirt That Never Came (But We Still Want Her Badly!)

I know, you think life is all fun and games here at Egotastic! but we do engage in some very serious, very hard work here, at times, on occasion, once in a while, like twice a month, for a few minutes. And one of those times was this weekend watching Jennifer Lawrence preciously and hotly perched in a shorter skirt on a director's chair at the SAG-AFTRA event following a screening of her new film, Silver Linings Playbook.

We waited and waited and waited but young sextastic Jennifer with some powerful legs and some powerful will never did uncross her legs, never gave us a closer glimpse of her heavenly areas. Alas. We were able to console ourselves with her inherent smoking hotness and dreams of good times to come. And there will be more good times, because sextastic can not be contained forever. Enjoy.