We’re Going to Miss This Hot Dallas Teacher and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Young Dallas teacher has bright idea to gun down image of Trump in her classroom, hmm, yeah, not super bright, see what happened (CaseyAnthony)

Miranda Cosgrove, vastly underrated hottie in show-me mode (TMZ)

Mischa Barton hospitalized for going crazy on her fence, it's an odd place, but she is crazy (WWTDD)

Sara Jean Underwood so effin' hot you will cry, and that's a promise (Egotastic)

Amber Heard booty on display, plus she's single, though, yeah, a lesbian (Popoholic)

Kaia Gerber sexy in a photoshoot by Kendall Jenner, go figure, but look (DrunkenStepfather)

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