Whitney Port Upskirt and Vanessa Hudgens See-Through Pants Leads Coachella Sexy Celebrity Roundup

As much I pretend to lament the corporatization of the Coachella Music Festival, and bitch about how star-fuckery has well surpassed music appreciation out in the desert, well, the upshot is a California migration of sexy celebrities that is well worth celebrating each Spring. While Cee Lo Green was up on stage cursing and bitching about sand being stuck in his crack, a nice gaggle of hotties roamed the pachouli oil stinking lawns including Whitney Port, who delightfully flashed her pretty girl panties in a dramatic upskirt post, Vanessa Hudgens who wore some kind of macrame pants that showed her bare to the underthings, Lindsay Lohan who had all the tchotckhe vendors hiding their beaded jewelry from the felonious star, Kate Bosworth back from topless beach vacation, Billionaire Barbie and her less attractive sister, Nicky Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, who has probably never not looked hot her whole existence, Katy Cocktease who hid her cleavage from the sun, Tallulah Willis, a newly single Ashley Greene, and Tara Reid who surprisingly did not have a wardrobe malfunction. Throw in some Black Keys and you've got a pretty decent party. Enjoy.