Who Cares About Topless Photo Scandals? We’re All Doomed on 12/21/12!

Ever since he finally read a newspaper story about the coming Mayan End of Calendar Days apocalypse planned not so conveniently just four days before Christmas on December 21, 2012, our staff writer Jack Tomas has holed himself up in some underground bunker, of a location we do not know, to report what he says will be a chronicle of important information for those who plan on being the few if any post-Apocalyptic survivors.

It all seems pretty doomy, but you judge for yourself in Part 1 of Dispatches From The Apocalypse.