Tex Hollywood - May 1, 2023
There's a huge trend that I've been seeing since the pandemic, of millennial women basically freaking the hell out over houseplants. They are obsessive of different species of plants, they call them their plant babies and whether that's just because they don't have real babies and need to channel that maternal energy or not is for some psychiatrist to decide, not me.
I just know there's a plant obsession, which I don't think is a terrible thing, because plants are a beautiful gift from nature. I wouldn't get "Plant Dad" tattooed on my chest while important clipping of obscure spider plants from South America. You know smuggling the wrong kind of plant to really win at life. I will however look at a babe named Yana posing nude with her plant.