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brian-mcgee - October 26, 2017
The best thing about these updated, high definition images of Laura Harring topless in Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 is... well, it's Laura Harring topless for sure. But the second best thing by a mile is the sweet bitch hair the guy in the tub with her is rocking. That's some C.C. DeVille levels of Aqua Netted nonsense right there.
Most of the world came to know Laura thanks to her amazing lesbian scene in Mulholland Dr., which stands the test of time as a surefire answer to "What's the best movie of the last twenty years" even if you only like it because of that lesbian scene. It's a movie that both movie geeks and boob hounds love in equal measure. And rightfully so. It's the best thing Billy Ray Cyrus ever did, and I'm including Miley in that equation.
As for Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!, I'd say skip it. If you're gonna watch any movie in that series, we all know it's gotta be Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. We all know the famous "Garbage Day" scene, but the whole movie is like that. And it's comprised of roughly 40-50% of footage from the first movie. Perfect Halloween viewing.