Bella Thorne Shows Her Bush On Social Media

I know this is going to come off as a totally square thing to say, but I don’t like messes. So seeing a girl spray her body with any sort of edible that cannot be quickly cleaned up I do not get turned on, I only get anxiety.

It isn’t even like I don’t care for whipped cream—throw some of that on a pie or pudding and I’ll gobble it up—but please show some restraint when spraying it onto a body. At the very least she could have thrown a tarp down before she popped the cap off. I know I am not going to be the one cleaning up after her, but I empathize with the person who does.

My preferred technique for covering a body in food is to only do one bitesize portion at a time. That way you will not risk over serving yourself like at a buffet. It’s not like you can put the whipped cream back in the can after it is out, you will either have to overeat like a pig or let it go to waste, which is still letting it go to your waist.

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